
1. Have the child stop screaming and lay down.
2. Place a towel under the child and over the clothes.
3. Remove the syringe from a turkey baster.
4. Fill it with oil and warm water.
5. Empty the oil water mixture repeatedly in said child's ear until the bug is flushed out.
6. Keep the bug and look at it with a magnifying glass to ensure all parts are removed.
7. Send the child to bed inside (usually won't complain at this point).
8. Go to bed and get up a few hours later for the day.
When having children all sorts of things enter into facial cavities that were never meant to. We've removed match box car tires from noses, a rock from an ear, and now a mosquito. Not all has happened to the same child. Never a dull moment, not even at night.